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So I finally got around to watching the new Transformers Movie and I've got to say, I'm disappointed. Let's do a quick recap just so we know where we are.

The first Transformers movie had Sam (Shia Lebeouf) purchasing first car and somehow ending up with the transformer named Bumblebee. He was on earth because the Autobots were trying to fight the Decepticons who had hidden the spark of life, a cube called the All Spark on earth (isn't it funny how all these advanced races seem to find earth so fascinating that they feel they must visit here and hide stuff here even though they think of us as puny humans who are so worthless of their time and consideration that we ought to be considered like ants?). At the end of the first movie, readers will recall, the All Spark was destroyed when Sam rammed it into the chest of Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons.

Fast forward two years and Sam is now off to college while the Autobots are busy destroying what is left of the Decepticons. Little do the Autobots know however that the Decepticons have a plan and have had one all along. Another source of ultimate power exists on earth, a machine which will snuff out our sun and kill all of humanity, but would be good for the Decepticons because they can build a new army and destroy everything in site.

Now the one good thing is that the special effects are awesome. Lots of stuff blows up, there are many more transformers on earth now and several of them are transformers pets, including dogs and what can only be described as a vacuum dragon. But that is about as far as it goes.

The acting is bad and story line is worse. In the new Transformers movie, all the information the Decepticons need in order to make their plan a reality is transmitted over an open comm line where they can easily intercept it and it is done by none other than a total moron who is apparently taking order directly from President Obama (they make a brief mention in the beginning of the movie of Obama being moved to a secure location). Frankly, if this idiot was really representative of the Obama administration, the Iranians would be laughing at us when we approach them regarding nuclear weapons (oh wait, they are anyway). The movie meanders on, trying to make a point, but utterly failing to do so.

Somehow Optimus is the only one who can defeat the new leader of the Decepticons, known as the Fallen, but we are never told why, just that only he can do it. Because he can punch harder than any other Autobot? Your guess is as good as mine.

With a plot full of holes, horrible acting and terribly clichéd story lines, the new Transformers Movie is worth a pass.